Friday, October 26, 2007

I live in San Diego County, usually a wonderful part of southern California. This week, however, has provided far too many people with a sneak preview of Hell.

For the second time in almost exactly 4 years, wild fires have ravaged indiscriminately through back country brush and posh upscale mansions. As I write this, even though the news has died down somewhat because the wind and the fires have died down somewhat, personal friends still do not know if fire fighters will be able to save their home.

Around half a million people were evacuated from their homes in the path of the fires. About 10,000 of them wound up at Qualcomm Stadium. I heard they have spent the week without showers!

Now I can understand why the people who run the stadium did not open up the Chargers' locker room, or the visiting team locker room, to the general public. This is football season, there is a home game on Sunday, and it just would not do to have a bunch of funky evacuees in there. Said funky evacuees were not even allowed on the playing field, for crying out loud.

HOWEVER, there have to be other shower facilities in there. There is no way the Chargers and the Padres shared showers! As the Padres do not play in Qualcomm anymore, why couldn't those showers be opened up to people? I mean it's bad enough to have escaped with only the clothes on your back, but after you have worn them - and only them - for several days in 90+ degree heat, you need a shower!

You knew this was coming: If these people only knew of my method for preventing stinky feet, that would have been one less thing they would have had to worry about. And that's the truth.






Saturday, October 20, 2007

I used to work with a guy who once told me that when he was a kid his dad would come home from work, sit down on the couch, take off his shoes, and tease his children by putting his stinky feet in their faces as they sat on the floor watching TV.

The guy I worked with said he loved it and hated it at the same time. He loved it because it was attention from his dad, and he hated it because his dad's feet were so stinky!

I'm not going into all the social and societal implications of that one, but it sure is a shame the dad did not know how to prevent stinky feet in the first place. Had he only known, the memories he left his children would not have been tainted by the memory of stinky feet.


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Thursday, October 04, 2007



That terrible foot odor is caused by bacteria that are always on the skin of your feet feeding on the sweat that your feet always produce. The bacteria then excrete waste with that awful aroma.


The process is normal and natural.


The aroma may be normal and natural, but it is also really bad. No one wants to have it and no one wants to be around anyone who has it.


If you are afflicted or know someone who is, listen up:


If you have washed your feet, changed your shoes and socks, aired out your feet, tried all sorts of expensive, smelly sprays and powders and still have stinky feet visit STOP-STINKY-FEET for some real help.












Monday, October 01, 2007

I was recently reading where someone recommended visiting your physician if all of the foot washing, sock changing, power applying, shoe tossing methods do not control your stinky feet problem.

Before you go to that expense, let me suggest you visit Stop Stinky Feet.

You'll be glad you did!